loadkeys /usr/share/keymaps/i386/qwerty/emacs2.kmap.gz
loadkeys /usr/share/keymaps/i386/qwerty/emacspeak.kmap.gz 
for t in 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9; do
    setterm -blank 1 >/dev/tty$t
done
aplay /usr/share/sounds/startup.wav

TWEET=" -f 1000 -l 50 -n -f 2000 -l 50 "
beep $TWEET -n $TWEET
echo 1024 > /proc/sys/dev/rtc/max-user-freq